May 2012
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ewamncgregor:
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
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i’m excited to work the 1-3am shift tonight. i’m excited to walk there in the rain and be soaked when i get there and i’m especially excited to not be able to dry off and then walk home in the rain.
for fourteen dollars fifty, there’s the dull part.
i hope i get a ton of seniors returning every book they’ve ever taken out plus all the books they took our for senior...
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i am maldoror
Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
Aragorn: Legolas stop
Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
Boromir: is this really necessary
Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
Gandalf: this could take a while
Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
Elrond: good god man calm down
Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
Frodo: *falls asleep*
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
Gimli: this is ridiculous
Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
Legolas: SON OF BELEG
Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
Aragorn: Legolas
Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
Gimli: finally
Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
Boromir: anything to make you shut up
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Interviewer: Do you think that Oasis would have had the same level of success without Noel in the band?
Liam: I don't know. It's like asking if Jesus Christ would have been a pervert if he'd had a crisp packet stuck on his head